Easter Morning

Carter is now just over 5 months (I can't believe it) and is sitting in his Rainforest Bouncer while mommy attempts to clear the fog from her brain with a cup of coffee. Mommy is also trying to type while batting at Agatha, the poop-eating dog, who has just come in from outside and has a slightly suspicious odor about her.

Carter now reaches out and "pets" the dogs....well, grabbing loose skin, pulling really hard, and shoving said skin in his mouth is more like it. Agatha, however, isn't terribly smart and stands next to Carter wagging her tail, because well, let's face it, with a 5 month old around, we take what affection we can get it in this house.

Since the last post, Carter and his family have moved to sunny San Diego! We are now the proud owners of a 1968 ranch-style house in the foothills of El Cajon. Major fixer upper. What were we thinking? My husband and I have both always talked about getting a fixer upper and remodeling it and we are doing just that. Have any of you seen the movie The Money Pit? It's kind of like that, only scarier.

To give you an idea of our life: we are living on wooden sub-flooring. I actually vacuumed the subflooring yesterday and dusted the 5 pieces of furniture in the 1 1/2 rooms we are living in. I stacked all of our papers in the office and shoved boxes and cords into neat piles. Ahh, much better.

My husband has been painting non stop the last 24 hours. The carpet is being installed in Carter's room and the two guest rooms on Tuesday and the rooms were in desperate need of a new coat of paint. I am so excited. We will be able to unpack Carter's clothes Tuesday night. Thank god. I have been rotating through the 4 remaining outfits that he actually still fits into.

At his four month check up he was just under 20 pounds and 27 inches......a month later and he's gained another pound and his feet now touch the ground in his Rainforest Jumperoo....wheeeee...
We were just looking at "baby Carter" pictures the other day. Can't get over how much he's grown. I think we love the laughing the most...it's so rewarding to make your baby laugh. Of course we caught him giggling hysterically at a watering can yesterday, so we might not be as funny as we think.

My favorite new trick is that Carter likes to hold his, well, as my husband delicately puts it, "his stuff". Carter has discovered that the part of his anatomy between his legs really lends itself to tugging, kneading, and pulling really really really hard. Sort of like silly putty. It's actually quite entertaining and during most diaper changes you can hear my husband or I yelling to the other, "come check it out....you should see what he's doing with it now!". Such fun. Grandma likes to think it's because he can't quite reach his feet. Mommy knows better however, I've seen him reach his feet.....

The Same Questions Over and Over (from January 21st)

The Same Questions Over and Over
Sleeping through the night:What's up with all of these people whose babies sleep through the night? 'Cause I don't know any of them.I would love to have started a tally the day Carter was born just to keep track of how many times I was asked: is he sleeping through the night? I'm betting that I've heard that question, oh, maybe a hundred times at least. Are these people just mean? Just wanting to confirm that their non-sleeping baby experiences were normal? Or are they just making fun of us?I should have a t-shirt made up that reads: "NO! He doesn't sleep through the night! If you couldn't tell by the bags under my eyes, my unwashed hair and the fact that I'm wearing the same outfit this morning that I wore yesterday to go grocery shopping and then slept in, then maybe you are just plain stupid!"But that would just prove that I'm really close to losing it...and that fact, well, we're trying to hide it from the general public.I have news for you. BABIES WHO BREASTFEED DON'T SLEEP THROUGH THE NIGHT! Not until 9-10 months. Check with your pediatrician, check with La Leche, check with Dr. Sears. Sleeping through the night isn't typical.And please, do not bring up the book Babywise to me. My baby isn't an assembly-line worker. He does not need to be on a schedule. He's on a schedule that works just fine for him...his own! Sometimes we sleep a couple of hours in a row, sometimes five or six. I just chalk it up to growth patterns, congested noses, and the fact that...HE IS A BABY!Breastfeeding: The question of how long I will be breastfeeding Carter is another sticky point. Since he's now only 3 months old and still deemed young enough to nurse by the conservative masses, I have only been asked this question a few times and by friends who mean no harm. I am however steeling myself for this question when he's a year old (or older) and some disapproving soul, who has had no positive boob time themselves, asks. My answer, and I admit, I have borrowed it from someone else....How long will Carter breastfeed? Well, if he goes away to college, I guess we'll have to figure something out.Crying it out: This would be another issue (or one of the many soapboxes my husband is constantly tripping over) that makes me a little CRAZY.When Carter cries, he is picked up and his needs are met. He doesn't have to cry for very long for food, a dry diaper, or a change in scenery. His only job right now is to learn that mommy, daddy and other adults around him make him feel happy, safe, warm, and keep his tummy full. Studies show, yes I am going down that road, that babies whose needs are met and who don't "cry it out" are more independent, trusting, empathetic, and creative than babies who learn to soothe themselves. When Carter is old enough in a few months to entertain himself, he will start to hear the words, "you're okay, mommy will be right there, she's making dinner" and rumor has it, he will know, based on his past history of being taken care of, that he is okay and that someone will be with him in a few minutes.And the truth is...I can't stand to hear him cry.

Attachment Parenting Basics-Baby Wearing

Just like breastfeeding, this one is a bit of a no brainer for me.So, I spent most of my pregnancy, as I'm sure all pregnant women do, paying close attention to the habits of mothers with babies and toddlers. Just spend one hour in a grocery store, Target, or a shopping mall and you will have enough subjects for your own scientific study. And based on my sampling, approximately 98.3% of all new mommies drag their baby around in the car seat. I suppose it's to avoid waking up their little bundle, but guess what? Those car seats are frickin' heavy. Add a "moose" child (see earlier posting re. Breastfeeding) and they are impossible to haul around.An easy solution is to keep the car seat.....in the car. And take just the baby with you. I learned rather quickly that Carter was going to have to spend the majority of his time with me....not just with me, but ON me. That's how he slept, ate, and spent his, as they call it, "quiet alert" time. And I loved it. But oddly enough, I still found the need for both of my hands and so started "wearing" Carter.I find it interesting that what most cultures do without much thought, we need guidance to do. Just google "babywearing" and see what comes up. You will find entire websites and mommy groups dedicated to this activity. There are even instructions on how to wear your baby. And I'm not making fun of this. As many cultures as there are.....there are that many different ways of wearing your baby. And I tried a lot of them. I have a sling, a wrap, a Baby Bjorn, and an Ergo carrier. The Ergo is our favorite.

Attachment Parenting Basics- Co-Sleeping

We didn't set out to co-sleep. We have a lovely co-sleeper that attaches to our bed and we used it for 6 weeks. By 6 weeks however, just lifting Carter the 18 inches to his own bed proved too much. Now he sleeps propped up on his side between two of my nicest hand towels. We rolled them up and secured them with rubber bands.And so we all sleep together now: Carter, mommy, daddy, and kitty...all in a California King. There's plenty of room as long as daddy sleeps clinging to the edge of the bed with the cat perched on his shoulder. But nobody complains. I don't think we have enough energy to muster a complaint.Carter's happy and mommy doesn't lose it at night anymore. And what does that mean? Daddy's also happy because mommy doesn't lose it at night anymore. And the cat? Never happy. In fact right now, he's in a snit and sitting at the top of the stairs. Didn't get the wet food at 2am as he was demanding. Or at 3am. Or at 4am. In fact, if he keeps this up, he may never eat again.

Attachment Parenting Basics-Breastfeeding (from January 19th)

I guess I don't understand why all of the political manuevering is necessary. Breastfeeding is sort of a no-brainer. I mean, at the very least, when you've hit rock bottom and had no sleep and are subsisting on bagels and cream cheese (or whatever it is that your equally sleep-deprived husband is shoving at you), you can always shove your boob in baby's mouth and he's happy.Of course, aside from women who really do face breastfeeding obstacles, I can't imagine why you wouldn't breastfeed. Luckily, for us, Carter is the penultimate "boob man". He took to nursing like a champ. He ate and ate and ate and ate and gained about 400 pounds in time for his one-month check up. In fact, at his two-month check-up, both the doctor and the nurse checked to make sure that the scale was not broken and that Carter really was, as the doctor gently put it, "a moose".I purchased a nursing apron early on...a Hooter Hider, as one friend called it, and can nurse wherever. I am pretty much now the equivalent to a travelling circus broodmare.Breastfeeding has been a lot of fun and a real source of bonding. Watching 2-week old Carter go from crying to absolute glee at the site of a boob, my boob, was a real hoot! And now, after I come home from a brief stint at the store, watching him prepare to nurse is like watching Agatha get her own roll of paper towels. First he looks at it, then looks at me. Really? For me? Are you sure? Then he smiles a bit,shrugs his shoulders and dives right in. (For those of you who don't know, Agatha is one of our dogs. If you put a lamb shank and a roll of paper towels in front of her, she goes for the paper towels every time...unless of course you add broccoli. She loves broccoli).Carter's first laughs were during nursing. He stopped nursing, looked up, and just let loose the biggest chuckle. Twice. Quite the boob man!I'm actually dreading introducing solids....this is just too much fun.

Catchin' Up (from January 18th)

Well this would have made more sense had I started from day one of my pregnancy, but then there would have been just one big empty space where my pregnancy blogs should have gone. Suffice to say, despite all of my fears Carter was born a beautiful, healthy baby. I gained the requisite 50 pounds, stressed about every possible medical test, dabbled in pre-natal yoga, ate numerous bean burritos, and brought Carter into the world with, I am sheepish to admit, more than one obscenity.The day my pregnancy was confirmed by my ob/gyn, I spent a solemn and studious 2 hours at Henry's Marketplace. I purchased organic produce, high-protein snacks and a coffee-replacement drink that cost a fortune but tasted like, well, shit.A trip to Barnes and Noble actually resulted in a major find: Your Vegetarian Pregnancy: A Month by Month Guide for Health and Nutrition. I read the introduction, in which I was congratulated for "bringing a new life into this world without taking a life". I was disappointed. I suppose I was just hoping to find a better way to make tofu taste like rolled tacos filled with ground beef and rice.The book found its way to a corner of my closet. It was joined by many other books that first trimester. I admit it. I didn't read one pregnancy book. I got tired of skipping all of the parts where horrible things happen. I preferred ignorance and when, in my 5th month of pregnancy, I learned that a friend was pregnant, I gladly shipped those horrible books off to her.The only book I looked at and kept (oddly enough it's still out on Rob's workbench) was the baby name book. It contains something like 4,300,455 names, none of which you or your husband will ever agree on.

Carter Lee-Boy Wonder (from January 18th)

Carter is currently protesting. He's been held hostage by his Rainforest Bouncer for the last 10 minutes as his technologically-handicapped mom attempts to set up this Carter-centric blog. It's late and we're both hungry.Pizza Hut is set to deliver our "thin crust, light cheese, with olives on top" pizza. Dad's working late. So much for our attempts at eating only non-processed organic food while breastfeeding. Oh well, it is however, local. Pizza Hut is right down the street. I could practically walk there. That's something

OOOPPPSSSSS!

Well, here I am, nearing Carter's 5 months birthday and finding myself re-doing Carter's blogspot! Because of our move to San Diego, we no longer have the same internet service and as a result, I can't sign into my own blogspot! The password reminder goes to my old address and the powers to be at Google security just can't quite verify my story and let me sign in under a new account......

Humph, so this is a "d0-over". I'm cutting and pasting and plagiarizing my own stuff. I was pretty funny the first time......no point in re-creating the wheel.....